I must first begin with an explanation. Yes, this ring is disgustingly ugly and ridiculously gaudy but I’m in love with it. Why? 1.) Because the dragon’s face makes me laugh since it’s trying to look fierce but instead looks surprised. 2.) You can bet that when you wear this, nobody will ever mess with you since they’ll either think you’re incredibly insane or amazingly awesome. 3.) This miniature sized dragon never hurt anyone and he looks really lonely. The Fiery Dragon Ring is made of 18kt gold, yellow and orange sapphires, green garnets and diamonds. Priced at $3750, this little guy just wants some love. [buy it]

First of all, this cute little Love is PB & J Mirror is a great discreet way to check yourself since it’s a perfect travel sized two and a quarter inches. Secondly it offers great advice. “Love is Peanut Butter and Jelly” - a brilliant, fashion-forward and timeless statement on the affairs of humankind and the relationship that emerges between two individuals making their way through the quagmire of life. Priced at $6, and as a sweet little bonus, each mirror comes in a matching pink pouch! [buy it]

The Large Crescent Tote has a very distinct downward turned half moon pattern standing out against a deep mustard background. The black pattern is made from patent leather while the main composition of this luxurious purse is made of soft Napa leather. This suave bag has brass feet for balance, an inside zipper pocket for storing valuables like your cell phone or lip gloss, and a magnetic closure to make sure the tote snaps shut. Cost is $280. [buy it]

This sultry amethyst Faille Boatneck Top is a great wardrobe staple. It has a style flexible enough to wear with jeans or to a high powered business meeting. The cap sleeves are feminine but the black ruffle trim clearly states that you mean business. A sexy boatneck cut adds a flash of skin and the zip fastener on the side guarantees a perfect fit. Priced at $695, this elegant top is not for the faint hearted. [buy it]

The Serrano Belt in White is an amazingly chic belt that adds great flair to the humdrum outfits of the winter season. Bright green stones and brass studs add interesting accents of vibrant color and rich earthy metal to the white leather background. The stylish brass colored buckle will not draw too much attention away from the belt’s beauty but still is bold enough not to be overlooked. This fashionable belt is priced at $165, and is made of genuine aged leather. [buy it]